… you reach into your purse looking for lip gloss b/c you want to look kind of cute in case you need to talk to mountain men with cute butts when… you can’t find lip gloss. All you find is a CO2, a Gu, and a tubeless valve for your Mavic Crossmax wheels. D’oh.

Feel free to add your own… I know most of you that read this are bike nerds for other reasons, but that was my moment of shaking my head and laughing at myself today… and it won’t be the last.